Dear
Female Reader,
Take out your journal. Record this
entry as entry number one and today’s date. Now answer this question: why do
you think your boyfriend wants to break up with you? Analyze choices that range
from bad morning breath to your possible possession of a dud personality. In
the form of a paragraph, I want you to decide whether or not your boyfriend’s
desire to end your relationship proves valid. You will have about seven
minutes. Now go! I want you to make quick decisions here. QUICK. You have an
idea? Go with it. Just run with it. Any idea at all in regards to why your boyfriend
wants to leave you in the dust. Ok now you should finish up your last sentence
here. Time has run out. Now stop! Pencil’s down! I said stop and stop means
stop!! Now read over what you have written. I have made my own journal entry
speculating what your response would contain. In my opinion (also known as the
correct answer), you epitomize the “clingy girlfriend.” You know, the one that
texts him too often, cannot go four seconds without holding his hand, and calls
his mother to verify his whereabouts on a Tuesday night. In this regard, I can
relate only to my ex-boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio. But please, you think I clung to him? Absolutely not. When my voicemail began to overload and my
email crashed, I decided Leo and I must take a break. In order to avoid your
boyfriend making a similar decision, I advise that you give the boy some space.
And who knows? I have since felt twinges of regret for leaving Leo, so maybe your
boyfriend will feel the same.
All my best,
Ms. Serensky